The Cow Conspiracy

My friends and I have decided that the whole world revolves around cows. I know this must sound extremely strange, but just listen to what I have to say. First of all, think of all the food products that come from cows. Mainly milk. In every meal of the day, milk is considered to be one one of the healthiest things you can drink. Also there is cheese, which is basically milk, just with more substance to it. There's cream cheese, sour cream (sort of cheese), cottage cheese, blue cheese, motzarella, you get the picture. Then there's hamburgers, which, as you probably know, has become one of the most popular American foods.

Now onto cows in media. If you've ever really thought about it, which you most undoubtedly haven't, there's something about cows in almost every movie. Somebody's either drinking milk or eating a hamburger, or somebody calls someone a "fat cow" or something like that. In a lot of movies you see a cow in the background or someone visits somewhere like a barn and you see cows. For example, in the movie Twister, there's a flying cow. If you really watch out for it, you'll see or hear someone mention a cow in almost every movie. It's something fun to do if you're forced to watch boring movies with your parents. Cows aren't mentioned as much in books.
Okay. Now to the real conspiracy part. What if milk isn't actually as good as they say it is? Maybe, just maybe, milk doesn't make your bones stronger or prevent all those deseases they're warning you about. I have this nagging feeling that it might be all a scam. Maybe health officials just said all that stuff becuase all the farmers (and maybe the cows, who knows?) were in a really big financial crisis. Don't get me wrong, or anything. I'm all for milk, and I have nothing against cows. I'm just saying, "what if?" It gives you something to think about, doesn't it?

K, here's a cow thingy I got in a chain letter:

1. Say COW before each word:

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2. Say COW after each word:

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3. Say COW before and after each word:

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4. Start at the bottom and read the words upwards.

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Neato, huh? He he!

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